Sunday, April 13, 2008

Hot topic should have an age limit...



So I have come to the conclusion that people should not be able to shop at hot topic once they reach the age of 30. It would be a very nice thing to go with that eventful birthday. People will now be asked to present ID when entering this store. All because of one woman at the Jimmy Eat World concert I attended in Idaho this weekend... besides the massive amount of emo kids, there was the one woman that stood out to everyone. Imagine a 38 year old wearing a denim skirt that was more the size of a belt than a skirt, a white spaghetti strapped shirt, bleach blonde hair, black and white striped where's waldo tights along with matching gloves that had no fingers, and 4" black stiletto hooker boots, this is exhibit A of why there should be an age restriction. Exhibit B was her 6 year old daughter that was dressed the exact same way! After they plopped down in the seats in front of us, the mother turned to her friends and said "I'm going to get Maddy a t-shirt!" They come back several minutes later with the daughter wearing a new paramore t-shirt, the mother then turns to the daughter and says, "I'm so glad that we got you that t-shirt, I didn't like you running around in that tank top." ... Can I tell her that I didn't like her running around in her tank top?

So all in all the concert was really good, practically amazing, all except for I tried my hardest to watch Paramore, but the crazy where's waldo lady was "dancing" all over the place so I didn't get to see any of it. But I did get to see all of the wonderful band that I went to see, Jimmy Eat World was pure genious.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Don't quit your day job...

To the girl with the phone upstairs,

Hello, I know that you are a very nice person and all, but I was just wondering if you are nocturnal. You see my room is directly below yours, and I hear your conversations every night, you know, the ones that last until 3 a.m. every night. Have you been introduced to sleep? If not, sleep is my friend I could make you an acquaintance. I guess the phone is better than the concert/clapping fest you have at least once a week. Is your boyfriend taking lessons? He might want a refund. Don't get me wrong I LOVE music, but not so much at 3 a.m. and not from a guy that can't sing a life performance worth beans...It's not so much fun then. Nada. If you need help getting to sleep Walmart does have some wonderful sleep aids.

Thank you, and goodnight, I'm going to find my earplugs.